Q: What is the meaning of life? A: Ask us, but be prepared for existential dread
Q: Can I get a coffee refill for my chimp-sized mug? A: We're still working on it, but it'll be a wild ride
Q: Do you have any chimp-sized toilets? A: You're in luck! Our bathrooms are chimp-sized, but the toilets themselves are still in beta
Q: What is the dress code for chimp prophesying? A: Anything that doesn't blind you with its flashiness, we guess